stigmada is smoking crystal meth and thinks he is being amusing. He is not delusional. I've seen it before. He will be fine after a good 48 hours sleep.
Was the bathtub a Toyota? Did he change it to a car because the drain was faulty & he couldn't turn off the faucet? Could he stop the gas pump, or did it run over and pump gas all over the ground? Enquiring minds want to know.
Now, I know you don't THINK you're delusional. Thinking you're not delusional is part of being delusional. If you go to (or back to) your mental health professional and get treatment and medication, you'll probably start feeling a lot better once those delusions of persecution fade away. Medication does have some side effects I've heard, but I can't imagine it could be any worse than what you're going through, thinking you're being persecuted and all.